Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Woes of Packing

I am a terrible packer. No really, I am. I bring way too many items that I never end up using and I always (and I mean always) end up paying the overweight fee at the airport. Always. I am determined to be a better packer this year. I am doubtful about being successful.

Upon my first trip to the Outdoor World, I realized how many things I need. See, this is where the problems begin, because what I need the least is more "stuff." Oh well...I am now the proud owner of a waterproof duffel bag, lime green hiking boots, and a sleeping bag that will keep me warm in the arctic, if necessary. I'm only going to Peru, but hey, maybe the arctic is next year.

I also managed to purchase wool socks. I am very skeptical about the ability of wool to stay dry and warm and non itchy. I was assured that these socks were the best socks. Well obviously I need the best socks. I said no to wool underwear though, a woman must have her limits.

A note on Dr. Bronners Pepermint Liquid Soap. Dr. Bronner, there are simply not 18 uses for your soap. I do not believe I can wash my car and my hair and my clothes with your product. I simply do not. I also tried your liquid soap as tooth paste. That was a big mistake. When something is advertised as soap (even "dental soap") it is still soap. There seems to be a large gap between the definition of soap and tooth paste, therefore I have decided to bring a large tube of good 'ol Crest. The flavor, thankfully, is "crispy mint."

Tomorrow will be the day of truth. Can I pack enough for 8 weeks in 32 degree weather yet not exceed my duffel bag and small pack? I think so, my mom thinks not.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Ash,

This is pretty funny!

-Mom

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for your Llama. All that stuff you took will break his poor back!
Mom

Anonymous said...

still waiting for more.........

A said...

My ninth grade english teacher's family is the dr bronner's family... of the magical multi purpose soap. She gave us all huge bottles. And it was not awesome. Maybe has 18 possible uses, but it doesn't do any of them well. I couldn't agree more. Anyway, love the blogging :)

Annalee